by boater June 05, 2007
A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.
by AllieShandy March 13, 2009
by Slipper supporter April 25, 2020
a boater who lacks any and all hygeine, they are also known to laugh with disrepect at a stick of deoderant
by boater brigade April 14, 2008
by Trednek7 June 25, 2020
a boater (or son of a boater/daughter of a boater) that sweats while and/or after and/or before raging his/her ass off and/or or raging out hard as fuck
UB1 - Look at the pit stains on that guy on the dance floor rockin 3buttonsout!
UB2 - "What a sweaty boater."
UB2 - "What a sweaty boater."
by boater brigade May 03, 2008
Seasoned London Boater
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022