bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

bluntcraft

The Craft of Blunting, also know as Braft Clunting. This is a martial craft of the spiritual arts that has been passed down by dirty Cubans. Bluntcrafting has been practiced world wide for the use of cannabis. These people who are experienced with this craft are know as Nortenos Ganja Wrapcrafters from the East Side, West Side Zone. If you wish to get experienced in this craft, you must hike to the highest mountain. This mountain is really high....like...really, really high. You must go against the Elite 4.20.. By surpassing these 4 and a fifth of an individuals who have mastered the spiritual arts of Bluntcraft, you will have achieved the honor of learning how to make dank ass food while they roll blunts for you because you're too stoned and lazy to learn because it takes time and effort and you don't have the energy for that after climbing up that really fucking high ass mountain. If you choose to take the path of the warrior, you will introduced to the Kush King of the Kush Kingdom. The King will teach you this martial craft. If you some how manage to surpass his expertise, he will crown you as the new "Kush King of the Kush Kingdom". Though this title and crown, is simply just a title and crown, you're really just his bitch who now rolls his blunts for him while he nigga lips all the blunts you roll before you get a hit. RIP in peace.

Guy 1: "I decided to go on a quest to master the spiritual arts of Bluntcraft."
Guy 2: "What?! Then why are you just laying on your couch smoking marijuana?"
Guy 1: "Shut up. I'm trying to climb this fuckin' mountain and I'm not there yet!"

by Thugnasty and Puff McDragon August 16, 2016

blutarski

A 0.00 grade point average, or all F's. Named for "Bluto" Blutarski played by John Belushi in Animal House.

I pulled a Blutarski last quarter and got kicked out of school.

by bulldog55 July 18, 2003

Bluntress

A bluntress is defined as a fort or hut constructed out of branches and leaves. The purpose of a bluntress is to house the users of the herb cannabis from rain, wind and police. The word bluntress is derived from the root words "blunt" and "fortress." The official origin of the word is unknown but it is said to have originated from the college town of Plymouth, New Hampshire.

We are heading to the bluntress, you down?

by mauveavengers3 April 20, 2010

bluetard

(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB

Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!

by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010

Bluntatitus

When you smoke so many blunts, that you shit out a horse dick and throw up a wheel chair.

Man, them juggalo blunts last night were so fuckin' harsh, I think I got Bluntatitus.

by gn42o98ugnu94ng March 23, 2007

bluntage

When you have a lot of blunts for everyone,or you want to get some blunts to smoke.

Example 1-Let's go smoke in his room,he has a lot of bluntage!

Example 2-I wish I had some bluntage. I like the watermelon blunt raps the best!

by Wesly Pipes October 8, 2007