Blunderbuss

1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin

Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!

by Drew January 15, 2003

blunderbussing

Trying really hard to find a solution to a problem. Originated from Bloodborne.

*Guy 1 fighting a Hunter in Bloodborne*
Guy 1: This boss is so fucking hard to beat!!
Guy 2: Keep blunderbussing, he's not even a boss.

by danksponge420 April 6, 2015

Chicago Blunderbuss

A rapid shooting of semen and other juices at another while in a farmer outfit.

I totaly did a Chicago Blunderbuss on Kathryn at the party last night.

by beastiality69 May 29, 2012

Arkansas blunderbuss

When you’re banging a chick doggie style and have six juicy snus packets lines in your mouth and you pull them out and lay them on her asshole and ram them in with your dick, then she shoots them back out with a big after butt sex fart.

One time my homie was wrecking a chicks ass and stuffed his snus packets in and next thing I knew all I seen was an Arkansas blunderbuss as she shot them across the room nearly hitting my head

by J.Dangle Sam June 17, 2019

Dirty Blunderbuss

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

by Tim September 12, 2007

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.

John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010

Blunderbuss

Organized chaos

My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.

by Steve Zucchini December 7, 2018