blumpkin

Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.

Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.

by Salt Daddy March 27, 2007

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The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin.

After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver.

by Thrilliam September 18, 2007

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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.

Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.

by Zac! May 03, 2005

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when a woman blows a man while he is pooping

"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."

by on vacation June 03, 2009

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a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.

blumpkin

by branden areia February 11, 2009

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The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.

1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!

(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)

by Helen Leichner August 03, 2009

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When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.

by snikt April 28, 2008

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