BlueLobsterJumpscare

A scary jumpscare with a lobster.

Please no bluelobsterjumpscare, it's very scary.

by Euuuuuphrates December 6, 2022

Blue job

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)

Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household

by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009

blurjob

When you are drunk and you give or get a blowjob- but don't remember it.

Last night I was so drunk. I got a blurjob but I cant remember it.

by azzcrag June 25, 2010

Blue Job

Pronunciation: "blüjäb" NOUN. Etymology:blowjob. Same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair.

"The new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some Prune-Tang and ended up getting a killer Blue Job ."

by The Mayor of Plymouth September 22, 2006

Blue Job

It's when she / he has a face like a glazed doughnut.

A blue Job describes whats after a blowjob

by Muttonballs August 31, 2011

bleujob

The way cool kids say blowjob.

Colton: I want a bleujob.

Billy: You mean a blowjob?

by Coltthebolt October 5, 2017

BLUE-JOB

When shes got a face like a glazed doughnut.

You know, after a blue-job, the crusty white sticky stuff on glazed doughnuts.

by Holgazano April 9, 2009