carrie brownstein

verisimilitude

carrie brownstein won’t shut up about verisimilitude

by nick foster jokes September 17, 2021

put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

brownstein

Large shit, usely a two flush somtimes three

tom: Fuck that mexicain food is hitting me, i gotta drop a brownstein

by t-bonefresh November 4, 2007

Blowshkin

A sexual move that when a male is driving a car, while getting a blow job from his female partner.

Hey man I just took Victoria on a ride and got a blowshkin!

by I like girls19 March 20, 2010

blowsterbating

its like masturbating but with your mouth. can also be referred to as masturbation of the mouth

guy 1: dude I just walked in on my mom blowsterbating!!!!
guy 2: thats freaking awesome
guy 1: fuck yeah it was

by pdogson321 November 14, 2018

blumstein

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

by heyzuescristo December 9, 2007

Blowtential

When a girls not hot enough to fuck, but you'd let her blow you

-You going to fuck that chick?
-Nah she's a cow, but she has blowtential

by CashLunny January 5, 2016