Blowin my shit

A New Jersey slang for messing up my mood or pissing me off.

Yo the teacher really asked me to take off my hoodie, he blowin my shit fr

by Dotman23 March 11, 2021

Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

Blowing Raspberry

Blowing raspberry involves sticking your tongue out of your mouth and producing a noise similar to that created by flatulence, similar to that of gas as it is passed through the anus.

Ruth let off a bronx cheer that was so smelly and disgusting that it made Alex vomit. Ruth denied it and said that she only was blowing raspberry

by Peepaw Rocker March 16, 2011

Blowing mine

New York slang to describe that inexplicable feeling that you feel when something is doing the opposite of what you would like it to do. "Pissing me off" is too aggressive something that is blowing yours and and saying "this situation is annoying me" doesn't sound as cool.

This 9am class is blowing mine. I hate waking up early.

The fact that I have to take the bus now is blowing mine, I need to get a new car.

All of these young people at this party are blowing mine. Let's go find a place that has people our own age.

by omgsocks January 17, 2013

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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

blowing up the toilet

When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.

Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.

by phunnymann January 21, 2016

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020