blopnuts

The condition testicles are in after being kicked, punched, hit with a football, or any contact resulting in being knocked to the floor after being hit in the testicles, usually lasting about 10-15 minutes.

John tossed me the sledgehammer, but i failed to catch it properly and it left me with blopnuts.

by Blopnuts April 5, 2005

Blownut

Replacing the creme filling of a donut with dick snot and then have a thot eat it

Cornelius: hey dunkin donuts employee. Can i get a dozen boston blownuts for my cum dumpster thot. Extra salty?

by Blow-nut July 5, 2017

blownus

1.When an employee usually female gives special attention to ones coworker to receive favors or promotions.

2. When a mate or spouse give sexual favors for good behavior.

I take out the trash so my girlfriend will give me a great blownus.

My co worker, who was constantly on the verge of being fired, saved her job by blownus.

by iRAYd8 August 28, 2009

Blownut

A suckable donut, usually in a lollipop form.

Bill: "Hey Jeff, pass me a blownut!"
Jeff: "I'll blow your blownut!"

by Nathan Ost March 5, 2009

Blownut

Blown out asshole

~Gabe the barber

I would’ve eaten her ass but she had a blownut

by Ele July 6, 2018

Blownut Donut

A sexual position in which the male places a donut around his penis. The female proceeds to suck the male's penis and every time the female takes the entire penis down her throat she gets a bite of the donut.

"My girlfriend gave me a wonderful Blownut Donut last night."
"She finished the entire Blownut Donut in three sucks, it had sprinkles."

by Datnigga666 October 19, 2017