blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface August 25, 2005

brown bag face

a face on a kid so ugly that should wear a brown bag over his face cuz it makes ppl cry and scare kids of the playground

Alvin is a brown bag face.
Damn hes ugly what a brown bag face.

by Sukh 2626 September 23, 2008

face down brown

When a girl is lying face down naked, and she shits before you put it in her butt.

Damn, when I face down brown this girl the other night, it was watery and she stained my sheets.

by Tritru June 19, 2016

Blow the Muck on her face

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

by Muckeroo July 23, 2010

brown-faced

To walk by someone who is sitting down, grab their head and fart in their face

Coco was sitting in a chair watching the Super Bowl when the Moosetrain walked by and brown-faced him.

by Moosetrain December 15, 2008

brown faced

when a white person puts brown stuff on their face in an effort to look spanish, indian, muslim etc....a less harsh form of black-face

grandma: i think that dude in slumdog millionaire is white
me: huh?
grandma: he's british and there are no british indians!
me: so u saying he brown faced himself??
grandma: i guess so

by elliebee March 21, 2009

blowface sandwich

When finished busting a load on someone, one proceeds to take two pieces and bread in which they scrap the remains onto the bread and feed it to the recipient.

Imma give you a blowface sandwich

by 9r3w9r3w0 October 21, 2009