Blowmance

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.

Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.

by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009

Blowmaster

Someone who is the determined master of giving bloweys.

You are the fucking blowmaster.

by nodaddynotthebelt April 19, 2010

blowmatose

The wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at fellatio; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.

Worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!

by Humped One August 15, 2010

blowmuda triangle

A homosexual act in which 3 men who do not know each other, arrange themselves in a triangle and proceed to blow each other. The catch is when it finishes no one is to speak of it again, hence the relation to the mysterious bermuda triangle

Shit got real gay at that party last night, I hear rumours Charlie, Jim and Eric had a blowmuda triangle but none of them are admitting to it.

by Hypn0t0ad March 30, 2015

blowmance

Like a bromance, except in this relationship, one or both of the members are participating in oral sex.

Guy 1: John and I are really good friends. I spent last weekend at his house, it was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.

by eatyourface97 October 13, 2009

Blowmar

A person who gives head in order to gain an advantage in something.

This culobird is such a blowmar!

by lolatyourmom March 2, 2011

Frosty the Blowman

A living man who is made of pure cocaine

(Frosty the Snowman playing with children)
Frosty the Snowman: Howdy there sir.
Frosty the Blowman: STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS YOU FUCKING PEDO!!! (beats up Frosty the Snowman)

by Dubiks February 5, 2019