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Blowdown

verb;
The act of a male squatting atop a male/female and directing his erect penis vertically downwards into the mouth of the other person.
John: "How many squats can you do?"
Richard: "I don't do squats, Crystal lets me do blowdowns"
by Meanace September 1, 2015
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blowdoze

To fall asleep immediately after receiving a blowjob.
I can't believe he blowdozed me on our first date.
by jdoubledub November 24, 2013
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blowjog

a blowjog is when you stop in the middle of jog to get a blow job.
Armando received a highly satisfying blowjog, on his late night jog.
by blowjogger May 24, 2018
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Blowydog

The term blowydog is used as a means of saying "let's go" or "lets's leave"

It is used but not limited to just a simple way of saying "let's go",
it is also used in a situation when a quick escape or exit is a must.

It can also be used in a story to descirbe somthing that you have done or somthing that has happend to someone in a past tense situation.
Example one
Gary: This party is shit.
Jimmy: Yeah you're right. Blowydog?
Gary : Fuck yes!

Example two
Gary: Oi this chick im meeting up with has a friend with her. You keen?
Jimmy: Fuck yeah!
Girl: Hey you're friend should come meet my friend over here.
Gary: yeah sounds good.
Girl: Hey Jimmy this is my friend.
Girl #2 (who turns out to be a fatty) Hi jimmy nice to meet you
Jimmy: (turns and looks at Gary) Blowydog.
They leave in a speedy fashion.

Example 2 (continued)
Daniel: Hurry up and piss cunt!
Johnny: (who is pissing on a shopfront after a night in town) Relax man.
The police arrive

police: Oi you!!
Daniel: Blowydog!!
They both run away

Exapmle3
Jimmy: I was out the other night with Gary and he tried to hook me up with this girl... Turns out she was a fatty so I blowydogged her.

Example three cont
Daniel: me and Johnny went out the other night. Johnny was doing a piss in the street and cops pulled up, so we blowydogged them.

Example four
Jayce: I was at this party and I stole this blokes phone. He caught me in the act, so I blowydogged him. ( Jayce ran away)

Oliver: I got blowydogged by this guy at this party the other night. I caught him taking my phone and he ran off.
by Mango2nv December 16, 2012
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Blow Dog

The act of receiving a blow job while eating a hot dog
I was getting a blow dog and I saw God

I got a blow dog yesterday and I told my friend Max about it and it blew his mind.

Me: Yo I got a blow dog yesterday
Max: Whoa that's so intense you literally blew my mind.
by Lord of Blow Dogging April 11, 2010
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Swirly Blowdown

when the man, who has diarrhea, is given a blowjob by his spouse. the spouse gets sick and starts to barf into the toilet. the man then gets sick because of her barfing and starts to barf into the sink.

soon all of the liquids mix together and create a swirly composure
"dude i experienced my first Swirly Blowdown last night"
"how'd you like it?"
"mann, it was SICK!!!!!"
by chrisachissa April 13, 2010
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Blowhog

Umm... it has no real reason n so it can be adapted 2 any occasion n it'll make u sound good!
Help, Im a blowhog
God Jo is such a blowhog
Hey is that a wart hog over there or is it a really tremendosly rare Blowhog!
etc
etc
by Emma March 9, 2004
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