Blored

Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.

This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.

Brian: Hey, did you call me?

Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.

Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!

Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.

Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.

by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012

Blore Wide

The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.

I blore wide last night, those two extra Scotch pours did me in. I need pork products in me, stat!

by Pale Rider December 14, 2019

To Pull A Mrs. Blore

To erase or white out one's signature on a petition or other important document.

I'm regretting signing that petition of yours, I'm gonna have to pull a Mrs. Blore

by Gay House Vlogs May 21, 2018

Blored

The state of being bloated and bored simultaneously.

When you want to say bloated and bored, but it comes out blored.

“Hey Babes, how ya feeling?”
“I’m blored!”

by QueenLC August 6, 2019