bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.

"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.

by JoyTKP September 28, 2006

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Pookie blooper

When a woman farts and the fart bubble rolls forward up and out of here vagina.

Dont tell John but I just farted and it totally turned into a Pookie blooper.

by Tig Nuts January 5, 2020

Bloomer

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

"After getting married he became a Bloomer."

by Le Cringe February 27, 2019

Game Blover

while playing a video game your girlfriend is also giving a blowjob.

Damn i just lost my kill steak thanks to my game blover.

by imhungryy October 26, 2010

Late Bloomer

People who experience a delayed heyday in their 20s and/or 30s, when they finally have the factors (social and/or job status, money, body, looks, etc.) to get laid and gain attraction/popularity among the opposite sex. These people were typically categorized as nerds/geeks back in high school.

He was such a dweeb in high school, but after graduating from Harvard and earning six figures in hedge fund, he's become a late bloomer.

by ke$ha_tiktok January 25, 2010