Bloot

A cummy shit, named after the sound it makes when it hits the water

Jesus, after an intense session with Gregory last night, I took the meanest bloot of my life

by s1nk1sk3 July 30, 2021

Blooted

The most fucked up. Period.

I’m fuckin Blooted blazed rn my guy

by Wifflebat September 23, 2018

Bloot

What your cat does when you try to pet it and it won't let you, because it moves just enough to be out of reach.

I tried to wipe the smeg on the cat, but it blooted out of reach.

by boootky June 24, 2010

Bloot

A slang word for cocaine.

I'd love to snort some bloot tonight.

by Spilchuk September 24, 2011

blooted

it’s another word for being gay

you seen what that guy was wear he looks blooted

by goat443 September 11, 2021

Bloot

A multipurpose utterance used in conversation as a substitute for esoteric, challenging, predictable or forgotten words, or as a means of giving one's own gestures unnecessary audible emphasis.

You can tell a dog is happy from the way it can't stop wagging its bloot.

by WildeAtHeart September 18, 2019

Bloot

Bloot is when you dislike something someone else is doing

Me: stop being so annoying you bloot

Her/Him: Shut up you sounding like a fucking bloot yourself

by bbeckalas March 11, 2018