Bloot

A cummy shit, named after the sound it makes when it hits the water

Jesus, after an intense session with Gregory last night, I took the meanest bloot of my life

by s1nk1sk3 July 30, 2021

Blooted

The most fucked up. Period.

I’m fuckin Blooted blazed rn my guy

by Wifflebat September 23, 2018

Bloot

What your cat does when you try to pet it and it won't let you, because it moves just enough to be out of reach.

I tried to wipe the smeg on the cat, but it blooted out of reach.

by boootky June 24, 2010

Bloot

A multipurpose utterance used in conversation as a substitute for esoteric, challenging, predictable or forgotten words, or as a means of giving one's own gestures unnecessary audible emphasis.

You can tell a dog is happy from the way it can't stop wagging its bloot.

by WildeAtHeart September 18, 2019

Bloot

Bloot is the most widely recognised and only appropriate term for a post on Bluesky Social Media

She got 53 Rebloots, 14 Quote Bloots and 122 Likes on her last Bloot and she thinks that makes her an influencer.

Some dumb motherfuckers still call bloots "skeets", even after they're told that "skeet" means ejaculation.

He's blooted almost 14,000 bloots in under 12 months. The guy is perpetually blooting.

Did you see that last bloot from Johnny Dangerously? LMFAO! That guy is sexy hot and soooooooo

by Johnny Dangerously Bsky September 14, 2024

Bloot

A post on BlueSky Social Medial.

Hey did you see the Bloot that Johnny Danerously made? He’s such an ice guy!

by anonymous June 17, 2024

Domo Bloot

A convenient solution to a problem unwillingly thrown at you when someone trauma dumps you.

Person 1: "I'm having problems with my life right now"
Person 2: "Domo Bloot, my friend"

by azzbarG June 7, 2023