2 definitions by jeremyo97

pucolaca

A coca cola or other soda drink erroneously used as a douche to simulate the effects of a morning after pill.

After Danny busted up in Katrina, she ran and grabbed a Mr. Pibb and gave herself a pucolaca so that Danny wouldn't be another baby's daddy.

by jeremyo97 March 22, 2007

Blood toot. The act of farting with blood coming out.

I ate some Chipotle and afterwards I cut a bloot. Yes blood literally came out of my anus.

by jeremyo97 September 10, 2017