blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Bonkey

A girl who has a very big and jiggly ass.

Damn, that girl has a bonkey.

by TruBiDoR July 30, 2009

blonkers

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.

"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."

by w0dge January 1, 2009

Blookey

A Bald headed African American Cabbage Patch kid.

A toddler coleco generation, This is a round headed bald Ookey model, as the black model it is known as a blookey,

by Lavendar McDade April 12, 2010

blankey

A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.

Oh, look how Johnny is sucking his thumb and cuddling with Blankey.

by kevinthenerd September 18, 2004