Blonk

Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink

Blonk detected

Blonk are so fcking immature

by EW_Meg9 November 28, 2018

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. July 30, 2007

Blonk

Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.

Mate, that guy is a total blonk!

by irongron September 21, 2015

Blonk

Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.

Blonk and you'll miss it.

by somebodyc000l55 April 20, 2017

Blonk

Blinking so hard that your eyes blonk.

Adam: *blink blink blink blink*
Giorgio: *BLONK*
Adam: HOLY SHIT!q3wriu4t8y

by Nidht October 12, 2004

blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.

the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.

by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021

Blonks

Very well built person (gym enhanced or natural), generally a man

That bouncer on the door of the club was blonks! I wouldn't mess with hin, for sheezy!

by CharlieOah February 17, 2003