boomph

CB radio term. To smash a CB puppet outta the box. When puppets and baby radios are jumpin' up and down on the freuqency like nobody's business, you just gotta drop the maul on 'em, assuming you're a monstah station. This is called boomphing. This shuts 'em up. Here's how to do it:

Let's say a puppet is jumpin' up and down on your receive. You are tryin' to say top o' the fine to a distant radio station out there on the 40 channel MHz band. But this puppet scratchin' bullshit artist is makin' all kinds o' noise on the band. Being a monstah station, you crush receives of all kinds. So you just key up, pump up the volume with a little bit o' modugotz, crank up the audio drivers, man, and drop the maul on the skwakin' puppet who's usin' a baby radio. BOOOMMMPPPPHH! And he's gone!

PUPPET: "Blah, blah, blah."

MONSTAH STATION: "Eh, yaw nuttin' but a piece o' gahbidge baby radio . You're the biggest bullshit artist of all of 'em out there. BOOMPH!!!! And yaw gone!

by The Unit "151" September 9, 2006

boomphlet

When you shart while sitting and the bubble of gas gets trapped between your taint and ballsack. The bubble then creeps under your nut, lifting it, and pops- making it drop to your seat, releasing the "boomph" noise.

Bro my nut is sore from that rank boomphlet I just snapped out.

by AaronandJake March 8, 2017

bolmphgineering

An area of engineering concerned exclusively with creating complex machinery or simple objects to produce or aid in the reception of sexual gratification.

Verb form - I saw a movie once where the main characters attemped to bolmphgineer condoms from plastic wrap. . .for some reason they ended up covering their entire bodies with the stuff and just looking really stupid. It looked more like they were getting ready for a Berlin Steamer.

by Joey Cukamunga April 5, 2005

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

Bolmph

A really ghetto word for penis

no example needed is this twenty words now? Huh?

by Jack n Dax December 26, 2004

Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004

bolmph uhrizer-XL-GT-9000

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Yobastanker September 18, 2004