Blomies

A group of stoners or a group of friends that do everything together. Friends who hit a lick on niggas anyday and smoke. They’re stoners but they never play around wit other niggas who mess with them. Another word for homies but it’s spelled with a B and L. Which is Blomies.

“Yo blomie you tryna smoke today? It’s on me”
“You got the weed tho?”
“Hell yeah, we gonna get the whole blomies up in here to smoke!”

by BigManJon June 18, 2020

Blomgrun

Blomgrun are really expensive swedish table lamps.
Also referred as the father of the League of Legends character ''Poppy''

person 1Hey did you see that new blomgrun at IKEA?
person 2Yeah, I did.

person 3 DID YOU KNOW THAT BLOMGRUN IS THE FATHER OF POPPY??!
*The Whole Class* We hate you John.

by QDodger1337 February 13, 2017

blogfire

an event in which several people from all over rendezvous on the beach to discuss various topics mixed with flirty conversation

Hey Kat let's get some mallows to roast at the Blogfire!

by theindivisual December 24, 2012

blobfish

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

bloficate

Bloficate (v): To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner, particularly with a negative or pejorative implications. To 'talk shit' in order to make one's self look good.

Cross between bloviate and defecate.

This speaker tends to bloficate in order to puff himself up and put down others.

by Pat Moss April 22, 2011

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Blofessor

Noun- Person. A woman who has gone far beyound being good at sucking some Dick. She has studied, mastered, could even teach others the fine art and make of a mans penis. So good at it herself that she takes pride in the work she does and owns the fact she is a blofessor.

She can teach a class of giving head. Call her Blofessor Renee

by Renee Blase September 7, 2015