Bloggering 

Someone who talks a load of shit. It takes an hour to tell you a 30 second story!!! Friends generally nod off during the bloggering, could be in a pub, cafe, on a funfair, nowhere is safe!

He was bloggering for 45 minutes to tell me about his 5 minute car journey

Bloggering by Elagne Shar April 10, 2010

Speedo Bloggerism 

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.

Speedo Bloggerism by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021

Blaggering 

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

Blaggering by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022

bloggerama 

Just Awesome!

e.g. bloggerama is awesome

bloggerama by bloggerama October 24, 2011

Bloggerbation

A compulsion to gratify one's ego and/or OCD need for attention by daily, or incessant, blogging. This blogging is often emphatic ranting about nothing of real substance, or, sad attempts to be writer while expressing their "feelings", or, about astonishingly boring trivial matters.

This is not be confused with normal, healthy blogging which doesn't insist on having a captive, and often twitchingly unwilling, audience.

"I used to subscribe to his MySpace blog, but I got sick of his constant bloggerbation!"

"You shouldn't piss her off, you'll just set her off on a dramatic tirade and a good hard round of bloggerbation."

Bloggerbation by ElizaB. March 31, 2009

Bloggernecker 

A person who follows happenings from blog to blog and takes delight in watching other people self-destruct, talk about other people, spread gossip, and generally cause their own disasters.

Dude, I was a total bloggernecker the other day and MB posted on her blog about KG and then KG posted shiz about MB.

Bloggernecker by Michelle Bernard January 28, 2009

Bloggerrati 

Accidentally conspiratorial organization of self righteous online critics that unwittingly mastermind events and affect world affairs through online populations, governments and corporations to establish a New World Order.

The bloggerrati were to blame for the resounding screams heard throughout the globe.

Look to the bloggerrati to echo the latest starlets panty shot elevating her otherwise dead media darling.

When asked where he obtained this information he answered,"from the bloggerrati.

Bloggerrati by ScribblerClub September 22, 2011