broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

boffee

the most amazing and fantastic girl in the whole world. amazing at minecraft btw ;)

"i love boffee, she's so hot"

by smishee June 19, 2022

Bloffle

To hit someone stupid with fiery hatred in a Walmart.

Person 1: If you don't shut up, I will bloffle you.
Person 2: Please Don't!

by Roniner January 20, 2022

boffee

the most amazing and wonderful girl to ever exist. she's my best friend of course. <3

"i love boffee, she's so hot"

by smishee June 19, 2022

bloffle

lopsided titty #WonkyBoob

jill is bigger than anne

“Why is one of ur boobs saggier than the other” said janice

“You don’t have a bloffle Janice?”

by blofflelover June 3, 2024

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019