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blackoutz

Blackoutz can generally be divided into two categories, "High" blackoutz, and "obese" blackoutz. High blackoutz are classified by the inability to later recall any memories from the High period, even when prompted. These blackoutz are characterized also by the ability to easily recall things that have occurred within... the last 2 minutes, yet inability to recall anything prior to this period. As such, a person experiencing an high blackout may not appear to be doing so, as they can carry on conversations or even manage to accomplish difficult feats. It is difficult to determine the end of this type of blackoutz as sleep typically occurs before they end. 4 obese blackoutz are characterized by the ability to recall certain events from an sober period, yet be unaware that other memories are missing until reminded of the existence of these 'gaps' in memory. Research indicates that obese blackoutz are far more common than high blackoutz.
Blackoutz (food related amnaesia))
Recommended maximum intake of Food
A blackoutz is a phenomenon caused by the intake of food in which long term memory creation is impaired. Blackoutz are frequently described as having effects similar to that of anterograde amnesia. 'Blacking outz' is not to be confused with the mutually exclusive act of 'passing out', which can happen after.
Bill-After that blackoutz last night I was on the toliet for 3 hours.
Bob-Damn I had a blackoutz last night I had enough dairy to feed the needy
by Whiffer December 6, 2010
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Casual Blackout

When your casually drinking with no intention of getting that drunk and you end up blacking out.
Mike had a casual blackout last night after saying he wasn't drinking more than a few.
by FlanFleebird December 3, 2010
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Finna Blackout

Commonly referred to as FBO, the term, “finna blackout,” is used to describe the excessive amounts of alcohol one plans to consume on a particular night; usually in reference to a literal blackout or simply the rather drunk state one will encounter. Typically, symptoms one may experience the next morning include little to no recollection of the night before and temporary amnesia. The term can be used as a verb or adjective.
Hey bro, you have any alc? I'm finna blackout tonight...
by MOBThug June 7, 2011
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Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.
Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!
by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008
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Blackout Effect

The blackout effect occurs when a person gets verbally destroyed and the brain has no retort. Due to this, the brain goes into "blackout" mode where the brain shuts down temporarily and the person becomes unresponsive for several seconds.

Noticeable symptoms of "blackout" consists of: nausea, quivering of lips, confusion, awkward eye shifting, and mind blown.
Dick Masterson: Women line up to date guys like me.

Fat lady: I don't see any women lined at all! I don't see any women lined up to you and I would definitely by at the end of that line.

Dick Masterson: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front.
...
...*Blackout Effect*
...
Dick Masterson: What was that?

Fat lady: ..I didn't hear you because I'm sure it was something stupid and I'm glad I didn't hear you.
by Amp10 May 29, 2011
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Social Blackout

Deactivating social networking profiles for e.g Facebook which connects you with your friends for temporary period just to stay isolated is known as Social Blackout. Extreme Social Blackouts results in switching off the cellphone or worst case scenario going to a place without telling anyone for temporary period of time.
Michelle: Where were you yesterday? I dropped a lot of text messages, even your facebook profile was deactivated. Is everything alright?
Jim: Don't worry. I'm alright now. A thought was troubling my head from so long so i gone for a Social Blackout.
Michelle: Baby, you can ask me to come over. You know i got so much worried about you.
by Reet Awwsum August 12, 2013
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global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked
She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass
by mitch00uk April 6, 2015
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