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blackoutz

Blackoutz can generally be divided into two categories, "High" blackoutz, and "obese" blackoutz. High blackoutz are classified by the inability to later recall any memories from the High period, even when prompted. These blackoutz are characterized also by the ability to easily recall things that have occurred within... the last 2 minutes, yet inability to recall anything prior to this period. As such, a person experiencing an high blackout may not appear to be doing so, as they can carry on conversations or even manage to accomplish difficult feats. It is difficult to determine the end of this type of blackoutz as sleep typically occurs before they end. 4 obese blackoutz are characterized by the ability to recall certain events from an sober period, yet be unaware that other memories are missing until reminded of the existence of these 'gaps' in memory. Research indicates that obese blackoutz are far more common than high blackoutz.
Blackoutz (food related amnaesia))
Recommended maximum intake of Food
A blackoutz is a phenomenon caused by the intake of food in which long term memory creation is impaired. Blackoutz are frequently described as having effects similar to that of anterograde amnesia. 'Blacking outz' is not to be confused with the mutually exclusive act of 'passing out', which can happen after.

Bill-After that blackoutz last night I was on the toliet for 3 hours.
Bob-Damn I had a blackoutz last night I had enough dairy to feed the needy

by Whiffer December 6, 2010