blitzkrieg shit

When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.

I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.

by bizitch October 10, 2006

wisconsin blitzkrieg

A sexual act that involves one person having cheese curds stuffed in his anus then being sodomized by multiple men to completion. Typically, the man then shits out the resulting mixture of feces, semen, and cheese into a bowl, which is then served with milk and beer during Packers games.

"Hey man, since the big game is on tomorrow we were thinking of doing a Wisconsin Blitzkrieg tonight so we have some snacks for tomorrow!"

"That's fine by me, just so long as I'm not the receiver this time. My asshole is still sore and I'm still burping up a taste of semen and cheese. "
" Naw, I'm going to receive this time, I'm feeling pretty sad.... Since I live in Wisconsin."
"Ya, I hear you Man. Wisconsin blows. "

by WORSTCOMEDY March 28, 2015

Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008

blitzkrieg

When one partner is crouched atop another during sexual intercourse, a third party enters the room in an erect state and quickly enters and exits the anus of the person on top. Before the blitzkrieged person can turn around, the third party has disapeared from view. The partner on top is left in a confused state wondering what hit her/him, very similar to the powers of Poland, Holland, Belgium, France and Russia at the outset of the Second World War.

Jess was riding Dave when suddenly she felt a violent and intense splitting of her butt cheeks as if a division of Panzers charged through. She paused for a moment, noticed her and Dave were alone in the room, and continued sex without bringing it up. Jake walked away after the most successful blitzkrieg yet.

by Aditya Savage October 20, 2006

Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019

blitzkrieg

I brilliant warfare tactic first used by the German Wehrmacht or armed forces in WWII combining Tanks motorized Infantory and Aircraft in a all out attack in concentrated posistions forcing a breakthrough of the conventional battlefront. This masterful tactic was first used by the German Generals Rommel, von Bock, von Manstein and Guderian.

Victorious Campaigns in France, Belgium, Poland, and to some extent Russia

by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg is a type of pornographic videos that begins with a minute of conversation between three to half dozen women in a room. All of a sudden approximately 30 burly naked men enter the room from all entrances yelling 'Blitzkrieg' and proceed to pillaging the women to the music of heavy metal. Certainly there are more penises than orifices so it often involves simultaneous penetrations, prodding and rapid-fire ejaculations. This lasts an average of about 2 minutes and 35 seconds to the point when the women are usually passed out in a pool of their own blood. The mob of men then storm out the room onwards to their next conquest. This type of porn usually recreates historical battles.

Blitzkrieg type porn are fun and educational.

by turtlepower October 3, 2007