when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.
by Chubert October 25, 2010
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When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010
Get the Blind Man's Shave mug.A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
Get the blind man's blizzard mug.When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.
Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
by standup69 May 9, 2013
Get the Pulling a blind man mug.pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.
by earpuller November 21, 2010
Get the like giving a flashlight to a blind man mug.Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010
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