Blight

In the Stop-Motion series “Moral Orel” Orel’s father Clay Puppington has a drunk rant about nature. He mentions the word blight being sudden withering death. And how Orel needs to look at the Blight side of things.

Clay:
(After a large swig of alcohol) I gotta tell you, Orel; your cup is always half empty. You need to be more like your old man and look at the blight side of things.

Orel:
Blight?

Clay:
I didn't say bright, I said blight. "My life is sunny and blight". Bright means the opposite, it means sudden withering death, and...(Suddenly despondent)...Oh, who am I kidding? My life is full of bright.

Orel:
You mean blight?

Clay:
Oh God...

Orel:
What's the matter?

Clay:
...I hate myself...

by gamering gamers May 09, 2022

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Blight

A person who is completely bad luck. If they speak, or are in a certain place,bad things happen.

that David is a blight,he walked into the room and immediately my team conceded a goal

by poeticmakaveli February 23, 2014

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blightful

(adj.) A slang word describing the state of being a blight. Often used to denote something really shitty or unfortunate. Similar to dreadful.

Really bad weather, fatally boring lecture, disease, Armageddon, how you feel when someone takes the last slice of pizza, etc.

ex: How blightful, the world is ending.

by Blightful July 26, 2012

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Blight

A slang term for Bud Light. A mixing of the B in Bud, and Light. Some people think it tastes terrible/is cheap, and consider it a blight upon beer, hence the slang term.

Man, why are you drinking Blight? Go buy some Heineken!

by dotheevolution78 October 31, 2010

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