bleyten

A really thin person often thinks he is cool, he is commenly referred to as Fishsticks
Falls in love with any girl who makes eye contact.

He is usually friends Evan's, Elisha's and Thea's

Bleyten you are going to be late for class!!!!
Fishsticks get over here!!!

by Evan Is Awesome July 3, 2018

Bleyten

Often known as Fishsticks
Usually known to be friends with Evan, Elisha and Thea
Falls in love with any girl who makes eye contact

Bleyten just got Evand!

by Evan Is Awesome July 3, 2018

enid blyton

British author of children's stories, one of the all time biggest selling authors in the world who still sells well to this day.
Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.

Student 1 "I hear we have to read The Famous Five in English this year"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"

by SuperGod November 1, 2007

Breyton

A fucking alpha male his bf is named Andrew. Gets bitches. And is so fucking cool.

Breyton is hot

by Hfjkfkrnendi6772 November 21, 2021

Blerton

a man i would fuck any day like so hot amazing hair skin amazing hamdullah allah made him how he is a 1000000/10 man that any girl that would fuck

Blerton is so hot would he wanna fuck

by Blertonismycrush January 21, 2022

Blayton

Blayton is a very athletic person, he’s very hot and has a very nice body. He knows how to treat a lady right if you ever find a Blayton you will know he’s a keeper

Girl:I meet a nice athletic boy that I like

Friend: his name must be Blayton

by Bro beens February 21, 2019

blyton

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

by Doll Revolution August 6, 2003