Bleurgmène

1. Someone who uses old or outdated expressions unironically.
2. Someone who sais vaguely prophetic sounding sentences and takes it seriously.
3. Someone who thinks their words have the same value as Plato's or Pythagoras'.

You sound like such a Bleurgmène!

by Verynicepeople October 8, 2019

bleur

adj; to be 'blah'ed' out, to be indifferently mocking; to confuse, startle, or trill; to have the last word

YOU: you idiot
JULIAN: word
YOU: bleur...

by Rachael 9s August 14, 2006

Blernt

To explosively emit digestive gases from the anus. Characterized by a loud and short burst of sound (also coming from the anus and surrounding skin).

The grad student unexpectedly blernts during her Qual exam.

by StainMitchell December 11, 2010

bleumn

Noun: person who feels like they do not exist and/or are dying.

Adjective: the feeling of not existing or being dead and alive at the same time.

Noun: Look! a bleumn!
Adjective: I've been feeling kinda bleumn lately...

by secretlanguage September 18, 2020

Blurnsday

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

Bleurgh

Bleurgh is just a word, though possibly more of a noise, expressing total disgust at something there, or about something said.

Person 1: "oh, a three foot tall pile of Canine Faeces."
Person 2: "Bleurgh."

by Mr.Trousers July 26, 2009

Blurnt

Smoking a blunt and getting turnt

Lets go he blurnt tonight .

by Molly Morris August 9, 2017