Think sugar daddy, but with a whole lot more money. He's filthy rich, and can set you up with clothing accounts, overseas holidays (Dubai is the current hot destination) and sometimes even a car. So when you date one, your life has been blessed. Financially anyway...
by Puma kph May 28, 2016
Get the blesser mug.Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.
The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"
"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
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Khayi: I'm so in love with my new man. He took me on a cruise, gives me money for clothes and groceries, and he finally agreed to buy me a new car. He's such a blesser.
Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.
Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 11, 2016
Get the Blesser mug.It's possible to bless God but normally God is the blesser and we are the blessee because God blesses us and we get blessed.
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Get the blessee mug.by Cooper May 15, 2004
Get the Besserer mug.A sugardaddy that will "bless" young beautiful women leading unlavish lives with money, vacations and a work-free lifestyle in exchange for "dating" aka sex. This misogyinistic dating agency has gone viral across Social Media, particularly in South Africa.
Yamkela: Hey Sista, where did you get the Givenchy fur jacket?!
Sfebe: Oh come on gal. Haven't you heard ?? I've been blessed.
Yamkela: OMG Sista! Maybe I need to find my own blesser
Sfebe: Oh come on gal. Haven't you heard ?? I've been blessed.
Yamkela: OMG Sista! Maybe I need to find my own blesser
by Mysoulisnotforsale June 17, 2016
Get the blesser mug.Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?
Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.
Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.
Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.
Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 12, 2016
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