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Benton

If you have a Benton in your life, count yourself lucky. He can be rough at times but always has the right intentions. He is the most caring and loving person you’ll ever meet. He is a very secretive person but if he trusts you enough and likes you enough, he’ll let you in. If you betray his trust you’ll be very sorry. Don’t get on his bad side because he won’t give you a second chance. When they love someone, they love them hard. If you are dating a Benton, never let him go. He will support you and will not let things go. He is the absolute king of comedy and is very sarcastic. Don’t compare him to other people because he will feel jealous. When he’s hurt he keeps his feelings in and won’t talk about how them. They are very harsh on the outside but they have a soft inside when it comes to friends and significant others. They are also extremely cocky and always up for a good challenge. They don’t take losses very easily though. Bentons always have a great sense of stye and are very creative. They can also be very forgetful but they will always remember the important things. Bentons are definitely very attractive and any girl will fall for his beautiful glance. Bentons will get scared very easily but will try to shake it off as if its nothing. When he says it’s “nothing” it is ALWAYS something.
“Wow I wish I was like Benton.”
“Yeah, everyone likes him!”
by april ludgate December 3, 2019
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Bluntonics

The Art of forming or rolling blunts to fit your way of rolling=
"Your blunt has a inch pinch on the end", "Your blunt ends in a skimped closed end", "My blunt is fat at the end burns slow an hits like a champ", This is Bluntonics
by Shadowking1943 April 25, 2011
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45 Brenton Terrace

The Holiest parcel in all of the Berkshires, blessed by the divas, it’s the most beautiful building on gods flat green earth.

Owned and operated by the “chopper” herself, Laura Nira Harbin Boterf Waters, lord of the land!
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Steer clear of this estate, as it is a rental property, and you will be driven to madness by the unending presence of diva boterf.
P1: Yo… 45 Brenton terrace is up for rent again
P2: I’d rather live on the sidewalk, that bitch is crazy
P1: I heard she once lost all her tenants at the same time.
P2: yup! One of them won a lawsuit against her because she was so bad.
by Scumbag Fanboy July 12, 2022
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Bentoning

1. When someone fills with rage quickly and quits trying at their task easily.

2.Someone that calls other people either pickle boy, mooch, or saying "forget chu" constantly.

3.A person that rages about you being a "mooch" or "mooching" constantly when in reality they are not.

4. A man that is very proud of his low hanging fun bags also known as man tits. This person may also claim that they "walk with their tits".
Tyler: Man screw this game I quit!!

Travis: Come on quit being such a "benton".
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Tyler: Quit mooching off my answers!

Travis: Bro your "bentoning".
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Tyler: I WALK WITH MAH TITS!!

Joe: Quit "bentoning"!!!
by nitrofrenzy February 15, 2012
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Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.
by bobojr November 2, 2011
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Brenton

An amazing guy. Loyal. Loving. Sexy as hell. Sweet. Known for his sense of humor and craziness. Loves to have a good time with friends. Loves making new friends. Will try anything once and if he likes it will do it more.Typically a country boy who loves to drink. More street smart than book smart. He is very open. He would give you the shirt off his own back if you needed it, but don't cross him because he is not afraid to beat someone's ass, no matter how big the other guy is. Afraid of nothing. Never backs down. Protects the ones he loves. He never forgets anything. Try's to be tough but deep down is a big baby. Has a heart of gold.
That Brenton sure is a good guy, he is so funny and affable.
by LovesaguynamedBrenton September 13, 2011
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Brentonism

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...
That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism
by Flagguy April 14, 2013
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