Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Blendon

A quiet, funny, sweet guy. He is cool but always gets "picked on" in class. He has a best friend that he spends time with all of the time. He is really nice and is a good person.

Blendon is so funny, cool, and is a good friend.

by Random •_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_• March 12, 2015

Blended Family

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.

Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.

by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

Mexican Juice Blend

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea

Yea, we did a Mexican juice blend last night

by Tyhla October 31, 2020

blendi

Old Albanian king; Pussy magnet; probably fucking ur girlfriend.

He’s Blendi ur gf bro I saw him.
Man he Blendi’s all the girls.

by Ballisleaf May 30, 2018

blenda

Sexiest girl alive, that any guy will fall in love with. Also very nice and smart, pretty and with a wonderful hearth. Sensible and kind, can be also known as nymphomaniac: never get tired of sex. Perfect woman to marry and the dream of any man.

Guy 1: WOW did you see that girl over there? I wish I could marry her, she is so amazing!
Guy 2: I know, her name is Blenda.

by motherfuckaa December 23, 2011