a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
by stefmanxx April 1, 2008
Get the the chuck norris blaps mug.To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.
Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019
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by mikewu November 16, 2009
Get the blakshivokia mug.luna blaise is an underrated talented singer. she is best known for being in jacob sartorius 's music video sweatshirt. and for being in fresh off the boat playing nicole. she is an october baby being born on the first , she is 17 ( as of 2019 , january ) she is a very gorgeous teen and is also best friends with loren gray. she is also an actress and is currently in nbc 's manifest playing her role as olive stone. her fandom is known as the cherry gang
by crys c January 30, 2019
Get the luna blaise mug.A fictional character in the popular Harry Potter series. He is a Slytherin and is believed to be best friend of fellow house mate Draco Malfoy. Often in fanfiction authors "mistakenly" describe him as white, but in actuality Blaise is black with Italian descent.
If I read one more shitty fanfiction where they describe Blaise Zabini as white, I will find them and eat their babies and/or household pets!
by dj234 June 27, 2011
Get the Blaise Zabini mug.From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...
Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...
Black guy: Black apples?
Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.
Black guy: Black apples?
Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.
by xxjudexx January 27, 2010
Get the Blapples mug.A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.
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