blanker

New racial slur made to address white people. It comes from the Esperanto word for white "blanko".

N words are not allowed to use it as white people aren't allowed to use the N word :)

White person1: Hello man how are u?

White person2: Im good blanker, thanks !

by Uncle Cousin December 23, 2018

Blanker

A person who acts like they are smart, current, and in touch with the world, but is actually clueless, out of depth, or missing the point entirely. Used as a comeback to dismiss arrogance or condescension, especially when someone uses “boomer” to label others. Not tied to age or generation—it’s about mindset and awareness.

Person A: “Okay, boomer.” Person B: “Blanker.” Person A: “What’s that?” Person B: “Someone who thinks they’re so in the know but really isn’t. Look it up.”

by JK500 June 20, 2025

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013

Common Blanker

someone, usually female but can also be a male, who blanks you after they have broken up with you usually after saying they still want to be friends and all that crap.

She's such a common blanker. She broke up with me before Christmas and said she still wanted to be friends, but all she does is blank me! the bitch!

by lkh1423 January 24, 2009

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015