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spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.
by Chris Norton January 18, 2007
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Spank Bank

Memories of women OR men kept for use in masturbatory fantasies.
Did you see his chest in that shirt? I'll store that one in my spank bank
by Quizzle November 17, 2003
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Spank bank

A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.

Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.

A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...
Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?

Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.

Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
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spank bank

Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.

See mental picture.
Damn I hope the spank bank is open on sundays because I'm makin' a deposit!
by kjcw September 25, 2006
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Spank Bank Folder

Noun: A folder on your computer dedicated for images taken from the internet and from social media websites like Facebook and Twitter of sexually attractive people for you to pleasure yourself to later.

A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.
Person #1: "Hey dude, what's in that folder on your laptop called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."

Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."
by Stang July 19, 2012
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spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later
"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material
by kraut September 18, 2003
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spank bank

a place where an attractive person is held in the mind for later masterbation.
the chick is going into my spank bank
by digiala April 25, 2006
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