Baneenus

The act of shoving a banana through your urethra (verb.)

"Lets baneenus each other!" "Fine Matt, but your penis might get stretched out.."

by bpancake May 26, 2009

wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

bladee

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by bobdylanscousin November 29, 2020

fire blanket

A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.

Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.

by aaron nolte December 20, 2007

liquid blanket

Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk.

If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've frozen my ass off walking to the Kohl Center.

by UWSteven January 3, 2008

bladee

Bladee is the CEO of rap group DrainGang (ShieldGang, GravityBoys). He is a rapper from Sweden. His music will take you to the 6th dimension.

"I've been listening to a lot of Bladee lately."
"Wow. So you're a drainer now?"

by CHEHN March 16, 2019

Cuck Blanket

When your girl steals the blanket you bring and then proceeds to cuddle with other men with it in the same god damn room, five feet away from you. You are then forced to use the blanket that same night in order to not freeze to death in the basement.

A: Did you hear what happened to James last weekend?

B: No what happened?

A: James's date, Cathy, took his blanket and cuddled with four dudes in it the night of their date. He had to watch as well.

B: I can't believe he still hasn't burnt that cuck blanket from Saturday night.

by yuhyeetsauce May 7, 2019