bakersfield chalupa

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.

Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.

by colonel hogan August 21, 2006

Bakersfield Bulge

when a girl or guy is skinny except for their belly where it is bulging out over their pants. not sexy, and makes pants fall down very easily.

guy 1: "damn that girl is hott!"
guy 2: "yeah but she's got the Bakersfield Bulge gong on..."

by castaway97116 December 12, 2010

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

Bakersfield Baseball

when someone (usually a man) takes a shit standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the turd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away

Hey, I have to take a shit, do you guys want to play some Bakersfield Baseball

by jspivs May 23, 2009

Bakersfield tuxedo

Bakersfield tuxedo, Jockstrap and a Tee shirt. In the Summer months it's over 100 degrees in Bakersfield most men stay at home and get comfortable wearing the bare minimal amount of clothing, normally a Jockstrap and a Tee shirt.

Dude what are you wear to the dance? A Bakersfield tuxedo of course.

by CHUCKUFARLEY July 27, 2011

Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

by mctacos666 June 28, 2010

bakersfield

Why trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there.

"Man it's hot as hell-wait..."

by Courtney April 16, 2005