blantucky

A nickname small town in southern Ohio named Blanchester, so named because of the similarities between iy and any town in Kentucky.

She must be from Blantucky, with her tooth and all.

by Blantucky Stud November 13, 2011

Blandtastic

Fantastically boring; zen

Sometimes being in a room with Jeff for too long puts me to sleep. I use him to combat my insomnia. It's pretty blandtastic.
My mom's casserole doesn't have a lot of flavour, but I still enjoyed it. It was blandtastic.

by j2p4h July 25, 2016

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Blanta

1.) quite simply put: a Black Santa
2.) One of African American/Black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around him-most often children-into believing that they are of the Kringle or Claus bloodline.

Boy and his mom and sister at the mall:

Boy: "Mommy, why is Santa so dark this year?"

Mom: "Because sweetie, that's one of Santa's sons, Blanta. He's helping today while Santa gets ready for Christmas."
Boy's bitter, pessimistic older sister: "Who was Mrs. Claus sleeping with then?"

by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011

Blandthorn

Refers to a world traveling vixen of un-matched beauty, charm and grace. A riveting enchantress of amazing wit.

That sheila was so blandthorn.

With the proper amount of blandthorn, you could conquer the world.

by Setting Out November 24, 2010

blantonation

A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.

The runor that she was seeing someone else was a complete blantonation.

by Moe Trubble May 7, 2007

blant

To be boring, blank, usless, stupid, pointless.

"That christmas party was blant"

^ Referring to as 'The Christmas party was boring, or a waste of time.'

by Gigaman June 29, 2005