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Blarney Stone

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.
Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.
by andyhah1 December 24, 2011
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Blarney

it means flattery or bullshit. It comes from the Irish kissing frog legend.
“Cut the blarney, I know you’re lying.”
by woesmaddOG May 31, 2020
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Blacne

The non-pussy bumpy skin as experienced by non-Caucasian teenage youths.
"Have you seen Leroy, he's got terrible Blacne on his cheeks"
by Goodlad March 27, 2008
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shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.
That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.
by tmshlp October 24, 2014
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Sophie Blaney

Someone who is rly annoying and has sex with every boy she sees
Do you see that girl she is such a Sophie Blaney
by Bouncytitties69 May 10, 2020
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Blaney

Blaney – a tea-spitting chubaluba, who is found in Slovakia. This strange creature sneaks up on people in starbucks and drops over sized peanuts into their beverages. Afterwards she will retreat back to the woods to feast upon moss and 4 leaved clovers found by river. Blaney will make a den to stay in and make it all cosy for her and her babies the ooga-boogasto live in.
‘’Oh no! There is an over sized peanut in my beverage’’
‘’That must of been the work of a Blaney’’
by LeahCalder March 23, 2009
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A [blarney stone]

The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo.
I'm so excited for to watch Brad give Kev a blarney stone tonight its going to be amazing. I hope they both fill the condom.
by Bogdan's smasmortion April 12, 2009
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