blackberry shuffle

The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.

"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."

by suerewoo March 7, 2007

BlackBerry Break

A time out or pause during a meeting or training session designated to check and respond BlackBerry messages.

I was in a full day training session on diversity, and I was worried that I would not be able to check my messages. However, the trainers sceduled BlackBerry breaks through out the session so I was able to respond to my messages without disrupting thier training session.

by Sarah, Paula, Ainsley, and Guppy December 25, 2007

BlackBerretarded

A condition in which normally technologically savvy people are unable to fully operate a BlackBerry device.

I couldn't figure out how to open my email on my BlackBerry. I am so BlackBerretarded!

by hjordannh February 13, 2009

blacker than the ace of spades

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes

"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005

Blackberry Jam

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

I was late for work because there was a Blackberry Jam getting out of the A train.

by bratina August 30, 2005

Blackberry Tourettes

Medical disorder resulting in ill-conceived, random, rant-like messages being sent on blackberry or similar pda's. Normal delays caused by lack of proximity to Internet access that hinder senders impulsive natures have been removed with the advent of immediate access to the Internet via Blackberry. Hence, suffers of blackberry tourettes do not think of the consequences of messages before pushing SEND.

"WTF - I just got this message from Fred that makes no fucking sense. He is going to piss off a boat load of people with this. WHAT was he thinking??"

"Dude, it's just Blackberry Tourettes"

by 57raj August 10, 2009

BlackBerranoia

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.

James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!

by Douglas GoodBeard June 21, 2009