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Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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Blacktooth headset

The type of “headset” typically used by lower income African American mobile phone users. Aka: yelling into a speaker phone in public.
Jesus what’s that loud ass Ebonics riddled noise?

Oh that’s Lashanda using her blacktooth headset so everyone within a mile knows why she ain’t tryna hear all dat.
by LibtardTriggerWarning February 26, 2025
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