blackplanet

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?

we already have come to the conslusion that BP has gone to the dogs.

by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blacklaned

Having traveled somewhere in style. Implies that your transportation game was on point.

“I still can’t believe that I blacklaned to the concert!” “For the record, you were right. It was better that we blacklaned to the airport instead of taking the bus.”

by hohoho108 October 15, 2015

Blackade

A group of black people preventing white people to pass.

"Jimmy why are you late in class?"
"Sorry miss there is a blackade outside."

by poepoeppoep February 17, 2021

Blackademics

Knowledge of the culture, and history of black people.

Low End Theory was a revolutionary album in the history of hip hop says one Blackademics professor

by BlackJon November 30, 2010

blackalabel

An arabic/muslim alcoholic beverage. Often mistaken with the brand name johnny walker black label.

Hey can you pass the blackalabel please, thanks bazinga muffin
I am the blackalabel, all you are bazinga muffins

by Jolly Lollipop June 15, 2011

russian backloader

The Russian backloader is a sex act in which the giving end spreads the anus of the receiving end (Normally female) with his/her fingers. The dom then proceeds to insert pastries and/or different dry foods into the anus of the dominated partner. The couple then engages in vaginal pleasure until the dominated partner is approaching ejaculation, at which point they ejaculate into the mouth of the dominator while simultaneously excreting the inserted pastries or other foods. Usually a very mess oriented occasion.

“Hey bro, my girl and I tried the Russian backloader last night”
“Awesome! What was it like?”
“It was erotic af ngl”

by FineWineForTwo September 17, 2020

blackplanet ho

a male who frequently hooks up with guys they meet in the gay chat room of the Black Planet website.

Trey: "Antwoine, you meetin' another nigga, boy you're becoming a blackplanet ho".

Twoine: "Whateva, mind ya business, you just mad cause you can't get no dick."

by senatorrob November 6, 2004