blackjack

Blackman Jerking Off

Say, Blackjack what's cookin.

by Night_Warrior January 2, 2005

blackjack

1) a v scrumptious sweeticle, black n long
2) a security guard or bouncer (occasionally a police officer)
3) at party, any kind of authority like a teacher or a parent

1) "mom, you eat all fuckin 8 of dem blackjacks?"

2) "hold up, dat blackjack's onto us he's been skirtin round for 10 mins"

3) "dem fuckin blackjacks like to sneak up don't they? swift bastards"

"stop skumpin, blackjack 10 o'clock, bringin sausage rolls"

by +Fizza+ December 28, 2005

blackjack

Zinc ore from a mine.

A large yield of Blackjack was removed from the mine.

by GTKC December 9, 2008

blackjack

n. A very large penis.

Typically a term used by pathetic non-blacks to exaggerate the size of one's penis by comparing with a black man's penis.

Hey baby, I've got a blackjack; wanna play?

by nekomi.net June 22, 2003

Blackjack

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

Blackjacking

Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.

I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand.

by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009

Blackjackitis

When you skip work to go to the casino and gamble.

Dan couldn't make it to work on Thursday. He had a bad case of blackjackitis.

by Ryguy639 September 7, 2018