When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*
Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!
*later*
Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!
*later*
Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009
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Bitchception is the act of being bitched by another bitch, including if someone is bitching the other bitch for being a bitch. The bitch of the group will be "bitched out" in a way that makes the other so-called "bitch" of the group bitchin'. I summary, the bitch will be bitching the other bitch which would be bitching another bitch because of the bitches before that made the bitch even more bitch.
Person 1: Did you really invite Derzan? He's such a bitch.
Person 2: Yeah, I felt like I needed the bitchception that happens when you two talk to each other.
Person 1: Man, you're such a bitch!
Person 2: Exactly what I mean.
Person 2: Yeah, I felt like I needed the bitchception that happens when you two talk to each other.
Person 1: Man, you're such a bitch!
Person 2: Exactly what I mean.
by Urmummyjay October 12, 2020
Get the Bitchception mug.Refers to the practice of punctuating a sentence with the word "bitch". Often used in badass action hero one-liners.
Use a bitchclamation mark to add oomph to any statement or to emphasize that you have just pwned your enemy.
Use a bitchclamation mark to add oomph to any statement or to emphasize that you have just pwned your enemy.
Examples of the Bitchclamation Mark in use:
This is for emphasis, bitch! - TV Tropes
You're not the only one with a gun, bitch. - Avatar
Science. It works, bitches. - XKCD
This is for emphasis, bitch! - TV Tropes
You're not the only one with a gun, bitch. - Avatar
Science. It works, bitches. - XKCD
by GryphElyse June 10, 2011
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by your bestie🙈 April 16, 2021
Get the bitchicho mug.A strong-willed woman fighting for self perceived justice, or acting within a law enforcement capacity without the actual legal authority to do so.
When law enforcement closed her family’s case , the bitchilante was driven by a unstoppable vengeance to seek her own justice.
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