bitchcraft

The art of being a bitch.

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

bitchmorfia

The process in which, the bitch, or the annoying and dumbass girl, annoys a guy, and eventually gaining control of them, making it possible to get answers, or get things from the guy

Gosh, so sad what happened to Joe, bitchmorfia struck him hard. Now he is being controlled like a shit.

by BruhMegaBruhMomento May 24, 2017

bitchfood

a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"

Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.

by djsugabur June 17, 2006

bitchload

a whole frickin lot of stuff, not commonly used; usually between shitload and fuckton

1) OMFG thats a bitchload of stuff to do
2) I've got such a bitchload of homework to do

by AntiC_666 November 14, 2004

Bitchlord

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.

-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.

by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016

bitchmood

When someone, typically a woman, is in a mood where everything either bug her, irritate her, get on her nerves, or all of the above. They will then, eventually over time, lash out to those who listen and the wraith of their bitchiness will turn to you. You are then, inadvertently, the target of their bitchiness.

I didn't do anything, I'm just listening and agreeing with you. Why are you attacking me? You must be in a bitchmood.

by Ididntdoit June 17, 2007

bitchformative

providing useful or interesting information in a bitchy way.

Me: That was a very bitchformative e-mail reply, BJ!
BJ: Yeah, the long e-mail approach wasn't getting through to her and she's on my nerves today.

by jeivii August 29, 2016