bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

by ownagetime March 18, 2008

Bitchaholic

A person who enjoys being bitchy and is addicted to it.

Heather and Bekka are Bitchaholics!

by Adam¢Õ July 10, 2003

bitchuational awareness

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

bitcharooneytoony

A bitch who is not like most bitches, but the worst of them all

Check this BITCHAROONEYTOONY out, aren't they the WORST!!!!

by achichanega September 26, 2019

bitchuation

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

by Yueng July 18, 2004

Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.

Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 1, 2016

Bitchatorious

When Nicki Minaj is wearing a pink wig in the Billboard magazine in 2012 and your 4 year old says "Well she's just 'bitchatorious'!"

That bitch with her fake pink hair. She's just bitchatorious!

by Jaimathan February 13, 2019