bitch monkey

a brother's desperate, ugly, and insecure girlfriend who nobody likes

She's so desperate that she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. No one else wants her because she is so ugly. She's known as the bitch monkey.

by princess traci May 9, 2006

bitch monkey

Also known as the common racoon.

My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.

by spinningmia June 7, 2007

bitch monkey

A very dry monkey. Also, something extremely dry.

This ham is drier than a bitch monkey, y'alls.

by ATOT March 14, 2004

bitch monkey

my brother's desperate, pathetic, and ugly girlfriend who nobody likes.

She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.

by princess traci August 29, 2008

nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

monkey bitch

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage

"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007