bitch monkey

my brother's desperate, pathetic, and ugly girlfriend who nobody likes.

She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.

by princess traci April 26, 2006

Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.

I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.

by yourexsuitemate03 September 25, 2010

Bitch Monkey

An idiot who is pisses you off all the time.

Dustin is my dude, but he's still a Bitch Monkey.

by Steve M January 19, 2004

Bitch Monkey

A women's Ultimate Frisbee team located at James Madison University in Harrisonburg, Virginia.

That chick is one hell of a Bitch Monkey.
The Bitch Monkeys can party like its nobody's business.

by Abby A. September 03, 2006

nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019

monkey bitch

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage

"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."

by Chase Manley May 31, 2007

Monkey Bitch

Jumps to every branch of a family tree. Basically wants those genes but needs somebody to fuck up.

Oh is it odd that me and all my cuzins fucked that monkey bitch?

by Teddy Bear Gangsta March 04, 2009