Italian Bistro

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.

Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.

by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006

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Ass Bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.

When there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
Person 1 "haha how was the Ass bistro"
Person 2 (starts crying) "terrible"

by Jrlawrence October 19, 2014

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