bishrekual

When you are attracted to Shrek, my god.

Parents: “So, what’s your sexuality?”
Me: “I’m bishrekual.”
Parents, internally: “We raised a disappointment.”

by Biggie Cheese Is Daddy October 1, 2017

bisp

Acronym for Boner In Sweat Pants, originates from the Jim Rome Show on the Premier Radio Networks.

So I woke up this morning and had some major morning bisp.

I was working out with my new female trainer the other day and inadvertently got a big bisp.

by DustyBottoms69 May 4, 2008

Bishr

A classic lad. Wonderful at doing everything. Will care for you whenever you’re down. Will beat you at mortal Kombat but still have a lot of mercy and love in his heart for you. Always cleans his rooms and takes care of his roommates like they’re his own padawans/children. Cooks a lot. Fries fries a lot.

Guy 1: “Dude I got beaten by Bishr at MK”
Guy 2: “Oh so was I yesterday. I am sure he was still really nice to you.”
Guy 1: “yes he was!”

by TheRealestMca October 7, 2018

Bisrat

Bisrat is an informal term for 'uber-genius'

He is such a rare Bisrat

by ene rase December 10, 2010

bistroteque

A trendy restaurant where decor and social scene take precedence to quality of food and service. Bistroteques are easily identified by music, lighting, and furnishings designed to distract diners from sub-par cuisine. Bistroteque menus often feature a range of fusion and "classic yet ironic" items such as meatloaf, and mac and cheese.

Elmo, on Seventh Avenue in Manhattan, is the epitome of a bistroteque.

by Donnell, Brad February 19, 2008

Bispinged

To blatantly cheat within any form of competition enough to seriously hinder your opponent, but not enough to be disqualified. The Bispinger then must go on to win the match afterward. In this situation, the victim of this assault has been properly Bispinged.

Also, the user of the Bisping assault (the Bispinger) needs to celebrate in such a fashion as a person who had won fair and square would have. This is necessary in order for a full Bisping to take place

The definition is derived (affectionately) from the actions of MMA fighter Michael Bisping during his fight with Jorge Rivera.

Dude #1: "Did you win your MMA fight bro?"
Dude #2: "Nah. My opponents corner man drugged my water before I went out. I passed out five seconds into the first round. Nobody even threw a punch"
Dude #1: "Oh shit seriously?"
Dude #2: "Yeah. Guy ran around the cage after I dropped like he had KO'ed me. I got Bispinged hard son"

by RobTheReef March 14, 2011

bistracted

Even though straight, when someone of the same sex is so pretty that you do a double-take.

While watching Criminal Minds, I was bistracted from the storyline because Shemar Moore was in the scene.

by guiles27 August 13, 2010