Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise 

A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.

Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties

Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.

Serve while warm.

Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!

Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?

Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...

Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise by Lynn Bollmeier May 20, 2009

Surprise Birthday Party

A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.

The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !

Surprise Birthday Party by B.Malones February 9, 2008

Birthday Burrito Surprise 

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

Birthday Burrito Surprise by Joooshy January 18, 2023

birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,

"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy

birthday balloon surprise by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016

Surprise Birthday 

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

Surprise Birthday by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

Birthday Suprise 

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

Birthday Suprise by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021

suprise birthday dome 

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"

"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?

suprise birthday dome by poopoonajew May 6, 2007