birds eye viewing

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

birds eye viewed

getting a blowjob

( name comes from looking down at the girl since you have a birds eye view of the act happening.)

boy 1: dude, i just got birds eye viewed by that chick last night
boy 2: did she swallow?
boy 1: na it was like watching a Geyser from outerspace.

by brandonhallsucksdog September 26, 2009

birds eye

birds eye is a form of rhyming slang used alot in the 1980's an australia, it is a term used to describe a meat pie. there are other that ars used as rhyming slang including words like "Captain Cook" which means to have a look and "rubbity-dub" which means pub

hay mick chuck us a "birds eye"

meaning

hay mick chuck us a "meat pie"

by Dirkia July 9, 2006

Birds Eye Mums

Stereotyped of a council house mum who only cooks beige, microwave or oven meals. Named after the common UK food company Birds Eye known for their oven food

Inspeckta Veg "Birds eye mums raising birds eye daughters and birds eye sons"

by LMST February 19, 2026

birds eyed

To finger a girl, resulting in fish fingers.

The next thing I knew, I birds eyed her out of it right on the dance floor in front of everybody! The smell wouldn't come off for days!

by Ralph the Boy Ralphy April 8, 2008

birdseyebitch

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.

Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.

by Barbarash September 30, 2011

Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003